SMS and Jokes

Txt sms chat lines (SMS)

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

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