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SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

YOU ARE WANTED The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

LOVE AND SEX Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$ MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

WHAT I NEED I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

NO SEX ! There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

KENTUCKEY A woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

OLD MAN There was an old man from gosham, who got out his bollocks to wash'em, His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back, i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)

FAMILY your father had your mother, your mother had your brother, it's just 2 bad your fathers mad and your mothers now your lover

DEMONSTRATION Sex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the nformation...or do you need a demonstration

VIRGIN Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

cOOL GIRL Im acool girl, in acool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

WOMENS NEEDS There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

BRAND SEX Sex is like nokia -connecting people like Nike -just do it Like Pepsi -ask for more Like Samsung -everyone is invated and like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

F**KING MAFIA Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!

The Alpahbet a-ur attractive b-ur beautiful c-urcaring d-ur delicous e-ur exciting f-ur funny g-ur gorgeous h-ur heavenly I-IM J-JUST K-KIDDING L-LOSER!

Good Sex Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid, everyone likes getting laid!

Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front, on d table,lick dcunt, stick it in, do ur ting, do it hard & make her sing, tense ur body feel dcum, den let it rip into her bum!

Life as a penis 5 reasons not 2 b a penis 1)ur bald ur entire life 2)both ur naybors r nutz 3)an arsehole lives

Pregnant Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no i

Flying Fuck Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

Bastard Rubber D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

Cat & Rooster cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

Bonna There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

Triplets or Twins I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Life is like a dick Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

Love & War LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

Virginity is like a balloon Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

The Truth QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend? ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!

Marriage A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!

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