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To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela

Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!!

Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed.

Shit happens, life goes on!

Work sucks ... Ladies go to work.

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

All I ever wanted is what others have.

A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.

It is better to be fair than to be popular!

Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.

I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.

Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon

Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.

A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy

A laugh is the shortest distance between two people.

He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening.

The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends.

People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed.

Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies.

What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?"

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