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Übersetzung des Wortes: jokes
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Translation of the word: jokes
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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

 

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS? a. constiPATION.

 

Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMEELA ANDERSON? A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.

 

Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER? A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.

 

q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head? a. iqbal singh.

 

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

 

Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES? A. ADIDAS

 

If i guard you with my life, Will u be my wife ?

 

Love is Photogenic, it needs darkness to develop.

 

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