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Put downs (SMS)

You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...

 

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

 

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

 

Why don't you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.

 

You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

 

You're about as good lookin as a cross between the Elephant Man and a Pitbull Terrier..

 

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

 

Whilst every girl has the right to be ugly, you seem to have abused that privelige!

 

I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!

 

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

 

When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?

 

I've seen better hands on a leper!

 

You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

 

You're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.

 

His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall - Helena Bonhem Carter on Woody Allen

 

He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard. - Unknown

 

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog. - Joan Rivers on Yoko Ono

 

She is as wholesome as a bowl of cornflakes and at least as sexy. - Dwight McDonald on Doris Day

 

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W C Fields

 

Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. - Abbey Hoffman

 

Breasts like Granite and a brain like Swiss Cheese - Billy Wilder on Marilyn Monroe

 

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan

 

The only genius with an IQ of 60. - Gore Vidal on Andy Warhol

 

She's so stupid she returns bowling balls because they've got holes in them. - Joan Rivers on Bo Derek

 

Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little. - Screen Tester on Fred Astaire

 

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed on Marlon Brando

 

When Kissinger can get the Nobel Peace Prize, what is there left for satire? - Tom Lehrer on Henry Kissinger

 

He is to acting what Liberace was to pumping iron. - Rex Reed on Sylvester Stallone

 

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - Shakespeare

 

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

 

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