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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

 

All computers wait at the sames speed.

 

Monday is one seventh of your life!

 

Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.

 

No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.

 

Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.

 

There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.

 

We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.

 

Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day

 

You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow

 

If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.

 

The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.

 

Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails

 

It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.

 

Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !

 

When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.

 

When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains

 

People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.

 

Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!

 

A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.

 

I only drink to make my wife look prettier.

 

Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille

 

Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.

 

Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

 

All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.

 

A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.

 

Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women

 

I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

 

You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.

 

What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."

 

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