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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.

 

I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

 

All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...

 

I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

 

The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet.

 

10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

 

As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

 

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

 

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

 

Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

 

The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO

 

That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike.

 

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.

 

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

 

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

 

A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...

 

Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

 

I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.

 

No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"

 

We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.

 

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

 

Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !

 

My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.

 

It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.

 

Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement!

 

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

 

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

 

I'm not as dumb as you look.

 

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

 

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

 

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