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Mama jokes (SMS)

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister

I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's

Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....

Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...

Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants

Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.

Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide

Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell

Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded

Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.

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