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I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.
You're just my cup of tea.
Love is not something you feel. It's something you do.
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.
My love belongs to you.
One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing)
We must love one another or die
Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.
With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
You need Money to call someone Honey.
You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.
You're the laughter in my life.
Your love's better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost...OK then, definitely!
Your love's better than chocolate
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt
LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Mark Twain
One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. - Sophocles
Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato
In our life there is a single color, as on an artis
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Einstein.
Love is being stupid together.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Love conquers all. - Virgil.
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
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Best friend messages (11)
Blonde jokes (158)
Comebacks messages (13)
Cool jokes (34)
Crude jokes (13)
Daring messages (14)
Decent jokes (6)
Erotic jokes (20)
Flirt messages (48)
Friendship jokes (27)
Friendship messages (135)
Friendship quotes (84)
Funny jokes (107)
Funny messages (40)
Funny phrases (15)
Funny sayings (16)
General jokes (43)
Good quotation messages (88)
Happy new year sms messages (23)
Indecent jokes (38)
Jokes animal (8)
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Kiss messages (2)
Language of love (23)
Love jokes (23)
Love messages (151)
Love quotes (49)
Mama jokes (306)
Marriage jokes (84)
Miscellaneous messages (38)
Misleading messages (8)
Missyou messages (10)
Mothers-day-messages (12)
Newsflash messages (3)
Non rhyming messages (7)
Nursery jokes (2)
Pick up lines (226)
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Profundities (31)
Put downs (43)
Q a (9)
Quote messages (26)
Reasons y jokes (3)
Riddle messages (42)
Sex jokes (77)
Sex messages (48)
Silly quotes (6)
Sms greetings (26)
SMS One liners (184)
Special you messages (4)
Story messages (3)
True love messages (10)
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