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Love jokes (SMS)
YOUR SMILE Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
I'M STILL ALIVE... TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...
TRULY LOVE I
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POEM OR RHYME? Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...
LOVE YOU Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...
FRIENDS 4 LIFE Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
VALUE OF LOVE LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...
NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!
REALITY Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
NOT TOO YOUNG No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
IT HURTS It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.
LOVE IS TO THINK Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.
: SOMEONE ELSE The hardest thing you'll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.
HEART TO CIRCLE Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
TRY TO FORGET Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.
QUICKSAND LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
WHAT IS TRUE There's a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when U R gone. Mend me 2 ur side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, wat's simple is true, I love you.
If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!
You need Money to call someone Honey.
We can see more Grafitti's in girls toilet , WHY ? Because their both hands are free.
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