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When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??

A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!

What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!

If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money

Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.

If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVEN

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?

A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others

When god created the men he was only kidding

Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise

What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use

Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?

There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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