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When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side

 

What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble

 

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers? The outside

 

Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!

 

Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's? A : French flies and a diet Croak

 

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centipede with a wooden leg

 

What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work

 

How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers

 

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