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How many letters How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

 

Foot and Mouth mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth

 

Operator This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

 

This Way Up Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

 

Mary's Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.

 

Butter Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

 

Yo Mama Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

 

Mary's Duck mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck

 

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