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May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.

And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime, The regrets of remembrance to cozen, And having obtained a New Trial of Time, Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.

Each age has deemed the new-born year The fittest time for festal cheer.

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

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