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General jokes (SMS)

blonde is on 1 side of a lake and yells 2 another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get 2 the other side?' The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side!'

 

What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1987 world hide and seek champion

 

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went it would be hell

 

How many letters are in the Alphabet? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

 

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........

 

Never let a man's mind wander, It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

 

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

 

We had grandma for Christmas dinner? Really, we had turkey!

 

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards? ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

 

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains... Because the average man can see better than he can think

 

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok you 2, don't start anything.

 

Drink until she's cute But stop before the wedding!

 

He said: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said: "You wear underpants, don't you?"

 

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