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Übersetzung des Wortes: jokes
und sms.

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Translation of the word: jokes
and sms.

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Funny sayings (SMS)

Lights on, door open, nobody at home

 

He's as bent as a butchers hook

 

About as welcome as a fart in a telephone box

 

She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum

 

As tight as a Camels arse in a Sand-storm

 

About as interesting as watching paint dry

 

I've seen better hands on a clock

 

He's as baffled as Adam on Mothers Day

 

As nervous as a turkey at Christmas

 

She ran off quicker than shit off a shovel

 

She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag

 

His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender

 

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

 

This guy is all foam, no beer.

 

About as useless as a jam sandwidch to a drowning rabbit.

 

He's an expert on padded cells.

 

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