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Übersetzung des Wortes: jokes
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Translation of the word: jokes
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Funny phrases (SMS)

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

 

She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner

 

He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

 

She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard!

 

He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt

 

He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model.

 

Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge.

 

It's colder than a penguin's bollocks

 

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

 

As rare as a Blonde virgin

 

He's as camp as a row of tents

 

They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up

 

You could park a bike on that bum

 

He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure

 

About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

 

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