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Funny messages (SMS)

You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number

 

You should know what it takes to look this cheap!

 

You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it?

 

Yo

 

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!

 

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

 

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

 

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

 

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

 

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