SMS and Jokes

Funny jokes (SMS)

A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

Q: What's difference between Yogurt and Australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Fanny. Fanny who? Fanny the way you keep saying 'Who's there? Every time I knock.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive across the road.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? There's no need to cry, it's only a joke.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I called by?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mister. Mister who? Mister last bus home.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? York. York who? York coming over to my place tonight?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked - that's why I knocked.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network

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