SMS and Jokes

Friendship messages (SMS)

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

Live isn't easy it will never be .... Remember you got friends one of them is me

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!!

Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..Searching..Searching..Searching..Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay!

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.

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