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Flirt messages (SMS)

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *

Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

Life is much brighter with you around !

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !

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