SMS and Jokes

Flirt messages (SMS)

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye
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If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

If love is blind, how will she find me ?

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

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