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Übersetzung des Wortes: jokes
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Translation of the word: jokes
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Daring messages (SMS)

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !

 

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

 

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

 

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

 

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

 

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

 

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

 

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

 

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

 

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

 

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

 

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

 

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

 

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