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Crude jokes (SMS)

Kiss's r blown

 

How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!

 

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

 

This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you

 

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

 

Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.

 

Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!

 

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

 

mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!

 

sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs... and MULTIPLY!

 

At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS

 

*Newsflash* The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach. The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's

 

!!News flash!! Indian earthquake kills 50 000! USA sending food. Australia sendingclothes. britain sending ... ... ... Replacements

 

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