SMS and Jokes

Cool jokes (SMS)

MATCHES MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

WHO YOU TRUST There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

WASTING YOUR TIME Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

FIRST SIGHT FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAy

VALUE OF LOVE LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

NEWSPAPER Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it?

NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

UNTIL IT'S GONE It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

HUGGING YOU Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

1 HEARTBEAT When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

LOVE IS SO CONFUSING Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

IDIOT It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

FORGET ME NOT Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

MAKE THE BEST OF IT The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

SEAT BELT A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

MEMORIES Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

SHINING STAR You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

I FELL FOR YOU Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

911 Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

WHY IS HE NOT MINE... wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

CAN'T LET U GO Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

NEVER END If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

SMILE You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

IT NEVER SEEMS TO LAST I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

A MILLION A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried.

FALL IN LOVE People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

CRAZY FOR YOU I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

YOU ARE THE ONE You asked me who I liked and I said no one... but what I really meant was no one but you.

[1] [2]

SMS