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Comebacks messages (SMS)

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.

 

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

 

Little Sister: Your Ugly. You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

 

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.

 

Man: I know how to please a Woman. Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

 

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day! Woman: Go to hell

 

Boss: Employees like that don't grow on trees you know... You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them...

 

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

 

Man: Say, haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the head Nurse at the VD clinic.

 

Wife: Darling, do you think I'll lose my looks as I get older You: With luck, yes

 

Old Wife: Shall I put the TV on? Old Man: Well it would certainly improve the view in here...

 

How many people work in your office? About half of them

 

You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student. Friend: Wow, you really think so? You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice.

 

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