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Blonde jokes (SMS)

Q : Why are blonde jokes so short? A : So men can remember them.

Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A : Far-from-thinking

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She tripped on the cordless phone

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said "concentrate"

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

What are two reasons why blondes don't mind their own business? No mind. No business

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it

Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier..........

Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.

Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.

To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides.

Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proof-reading.

Q: Why do blondes love lightning? A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue? A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes? A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of Sixty? A: A blonde parade.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. A: "Oh, only Six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces."

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-Air.

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: Both are completely empty from the neck up.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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