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Blonde jokes (SMS)

Q: What's a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain.

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

Q: Why did the blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.

What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Why is a blonde like a door knob? Because everybody gets a turn.

Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? She kept having affairs with men!

To a blonde, what is long and hard? Grade 4.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? It swells at night.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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