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Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside

 

NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME

 

I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.

 

Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.

 

5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!

 

I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.

 

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn'

 

I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.

 

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Alber

 

How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

 

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