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The Encouter Gasms List (Jokes)

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.

 

Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.

 

Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.

 

Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.

 

Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.

 

Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.

 

Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.

 

Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.

 

Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.

 

Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.

 

Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.

 

Sex while broke - poor-gasms.

 

Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.

 

Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.

 

Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.

 

Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.

 

Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.

 

Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.

 

Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.

 

Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.

 

Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.

 

Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.

 

Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.

 

Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.

 

Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.

 

Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.

 

Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.

 

Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.

 

Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.

 

Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.

 

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