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Rules For Women (Jokes)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: If it's up, put it down.

 

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

 

3. Don't make us guess.

 

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

5. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

 

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

 

7. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

 

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

 

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

 

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

 

11. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

 

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

 

13. You have enough clothes.

 

14. You have too many shoes.

 

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

 

16. Your brother is an idiot.

 

17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

 

18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries.

 

19. Share the bathroom.

 

20. Share the closet.

 

21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

 

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

 

23. Monday Nights are reserved for Football.

 

24. Check your oil.

 

25. Golf is sacred.

 

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