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Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice tits, mind if i feel them?.

I love every bone in your body - especially mine

You got nice breasts, but what color are your niples? Brown or Pink?.

That's a nice shirt, can i take you out of it?

Do you want to see something swell?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, i cant take them off you.

Excuse me, do you want a fuck or should i apologise?

I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your appartment

Fuck me if i'm wrong but isn't your name Gretchen?.

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with mt floor.

I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

Forget that, playing doctors is for kids, lets play gynaecologist.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you have a nice set of buns.

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

What do you like for breakfast?

If I followed you home would you keep me?

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Would you like to dance or should i go fuck myself again?

I'm on fire, can i run through your sprinkler?.

Sex is a killer ... want to die happy?.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?.

I'm leaving this place ... want to cum?

You've got the whitest teeth i'd ever want to cum across.

Is it cold or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

You smell wet, lets party.

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?.

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