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Mens English Meanings (Jokes)

"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

 

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

 

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

 

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

 

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

 

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

 

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

 

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

 

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

 

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

 

"I love you." = Let's have sex now.

 

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

 

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

 

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

 

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

 

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. (while shopping)

 

"I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

 

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