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Joke One Liners (Jokes)

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

 

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

I poured spot remover on my dog - now he's gone

 

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

 

How can you tell when you run out of invisable ink?

 

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

 

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humour.

 

Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

 

So what's the speed of dark?

 

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