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Hit n Run Points (Jokes)

Small furry rodent 10 pts

 

Small mammal 25 pts

 

Large mammal 75 pts

 

Bird-any size 15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne

 

Small child 100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike

 

Large child 150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike

 

High School student 200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard

 

College student 300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk

 

Anyone on roller blades 300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk

 

Pedestrian 50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child

 

Jogger/runner 25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman

 

Famous person 200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security

 

Officer directing traffic 150 pts

 

Student Security Assistant 250 pts

 

Resident Assistant 500 pts

 

Construction worker 100 pts

 

Snow bank 50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object

 

Any stationary object 100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you

 

Any building 200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant

 

Entering building with car 2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car

 

Any President 2000 pts

 

Kid Idiot (Police Cadet) 150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic

 

Airplane 1500 pts

 

Boat 1500 pts

 

Elvis 2500 pts

 

any other "dead" person 1000 pts

 

any other moving vechicle 100 pts

 

anything on wheels 150 pt

 

anything not on this list 150 pts

 

Creator of this list 1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed

 

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