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General Insults (Jokes)

I would love to beat you up, but i have a problem with cruelty to animals.

 

I guess you prove thet even God makes mistakes sometimes

 

When god was handing out brains, you must have been holding the door.

 

You say you can't climb walls, then how did you get out of the abortion bucket?.

 

If my dog had a face like your's I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

 

Nice face, want a gun?.

 

When you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

 

You are so week you could not pull a greasy stick out of a dogs arse.

 

When I want your opinion , Ill rattle your cage.

 

I'd smack the shit out of you if i didn't think it would fill the room.

 

If i want any shit from you i would squeese your head.

 

May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.

 

If I'm an arsehole, then where'd I drop you???

 

Your like a toilet bowl, short round and full of shit

 

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