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Gay Jokes (Jokes)

Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied up the safe and blew the guard.

Did you hear about the new disease gay musicians are coming down with? Band aids

What do you call a gay dentist? A tooth fairy.

What do you call a couple of gay lawyers? Legal aids

Did you hear about the new gay bar? It's called boys-r-us

What's the definition of Scotland? A place where men are men and sheep are nervous

What do gays refer to hemorrhoids as? Speed bumps

Where do Australians get virgin wool? From the ugly sheep

Did you hear about the 2 irish gays? Hugh Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhugh

What 3 things do gays like to do the most? Eat, Drink, and be Mary

Why did the gay suspect his lover had been cheating on him? He came home shit-faced

Why was the queer fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job

What's the hardest thing gays find about dealing with aids? Leaving their friends behind

In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar

Why are scientists having trouble finding a cure for aids?

They can't get the mice to butt-fuck

What happens to a man who spends the night at a gay bar? He wakes up with a queer taste in his mouth

What do you call a jewish homosexual? A Heblew

Which is better, being born black or gay? Black, because you don't have to tell your parents

Why was the gay sergeant fired? For the way he drilled his troops

Why did the gay jerk off into a paper bag and hand it to his lover? He was packing him a lunch

How do you get rid of the crabs? Find a gay that likes seafood

What did one gay dentist say to the other? You have the whitest teeth i've ever come across

What does a gay man call his testicles? Mud flaps

What's the most popular pick up line in a gay bar ? "May I push in your stool
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