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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you.

Our lips touched, then she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.

"Chili's a lot like sex: When it's good it's great, and even when it's bad, it's not so bad."

A friend is someone you can call to help you move. A best friend is someone you can call to help you move a body.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Lorena Bobbit for White House Intern.

Life is sexually transmitted

Kids in the back seat cause accidents;accidents in the back seat cause kids

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard

Lead me not into temptation..I can find the way myself

When your finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

There are two types of pedestrians..the quick and the dead

A closed mouth gathers no feet

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

Don't blame me. I'm only doing what my Rice Crispies told me to do.

My child was inmate of the month at the county jail

My kid beat up your honor student

If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR"

DISLEXICS HAVE MORE FNU!

If a man is talking in the woods, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

fight crime, buy a gun !

If only men could be as satisfying as chocolate

time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas

home is where you hang your @

the best things in life are free plus tax

If Clinton's answer is yes, than it must have been a realy stupid question.

Skydivers: Good to the last drop

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