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Blowjob Etiquette Female (Jokes)

1. First and foremost we are not obliged to do it.

 

2. Extension to rule No.1 - So if you do get one be grateful.

 

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

 

4. Extension to rule No.3 - No I don't have to swallow.

 

5. My ears are not handles

 

6. Extension to rule No.5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to puke on your prick.

 

7. I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart.

 

8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have ruined it for you

 

9. No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein count.

 

10. No I will not do it while you watch t.v.

 

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