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Bad To Worse (Jokes)

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it.

 

Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

 

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you.

 

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.

 

Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman.

 

Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

 

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you.

 

Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband.

 

Good: The teacher thinks your son's great. Bad: In bed.

 

Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in.

 

Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.

 

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

 

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.

 

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

 

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown.

 

Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

 

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