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50 Thngs in Public Toilet (Jokes)

31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

 

32. Charge admission.

 

33. Electrify metal urinals.

 

34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.

 

35. One word: GOLDFISH.

 

36. Make a jello in the bowl.

 

37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.

 

38. Remove stall doors.

 

39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.

 

40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.

 

41. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.

 

42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.

 

43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

 

44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.

 

45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.

 

46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.

 

47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).

 

48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)

 

49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.

 

50. SHIT.

 

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