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20 Types of Men met (Jokes)

EXCITABLE--Runs in, grabs for zipper, zipper is stuck; finally gets it down, finds shorts have twisted around his leg, can't find hole, rips button off in rage, pisses in pants.

 

SOCIABLE--Joins a friend in a piss whether he has to or not.

 

CROSS-EYED--Looks in one on left, pisses in one in middle, flushes one on right.

 

NOSEY--Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

 

TIMID--Cannot urinate when someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later.

 

INDIFFERENT--All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

 

CLEVER--No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.

 

WORRIED--Is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes quick inspection.

 

FRIVOLOUS--Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly, never grows up.

 

ABSENT-MINDED--Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

 

DISGUSTED--Stands for a while, gives up, walks out, goes a few paces, turns and charges back. Doesn't make it.

 

SNEAKY--Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will be blamed.

 

CHILDISH--Looks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

 

PATIENT--Stands for a very long time, reads paper with free hand.

 

DESPERATE--Waits in long line, teeth grinding, pisses in pants.

 

EFFICIENT--Waits until he has to shit and then does both jobs at once.

 

TOUGH--Bangs penis against side of urinal to dry it.

 

FAT--Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, misses, pisses on shoes.

 

LITTLE--Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

 

DRUNK--Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

 

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